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Friday, May 09, 2008

Fwd: How to amaze your husband....

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night
all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came
home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said,
'You are the woman of my life, I love you then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I
was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't' say a word. We just had
wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at
my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed
the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'


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