Jokes

Troxaios: Adeia kai diplwma parakalw.
Odhgos: Syggnwmh aksiwmatike, alla poio einai to provlhma;
Troxaios: Sas epiasa sto rantar na exete ypervei ta 70 xlm poy einai to orio.
Odhgos: Prepei na exei ginei kapoio la8os. Phgaina mono me 60.
Sϋzygos: Ma Kwsta, phgaines toylaxiston me 90.
Troxaios: Epishs sas kovw kai allh mia klhsh gia to fanari poy den anavei pisw. Odhgos: Ma kyrie, den to gnwriza. Prepei na kahke prin apo ligo.
Sϋzygos: Ma Kwsta... To ksereis oti den doyleyei edw kai dyo mhnes.
Troxaios: Kai epishs akomh ena prostimo gia to oti den forate thn zwnh sas.
Odhgos: Oxi kyrie astynomike.. Thn evgala twra poy plhsiazate sto aytokinhto moy.
Sϋzygos: Kwsta... To ksereis oti POTE den foras zwnh!
Odhgos: (Aganaktismenos)Akoyse me kala, hli8ia gynaika. 8a to voylwseis pote ayto to vrwmostoma h 8a soy pw kammia varia koyventa;
Troxaios: Kyria moy, etsi sas mila panta;

-Pws ksereis oti ena fax exei stalei apo ksan8ia;
Exei grammatoshmo .

-Giati oi ksan8ies den trwne tis bananes poy toys didoyn aka8aristes;
Giati den kseroyn na vroyn to fermoyar na tis anoiksoyn!

-Poia h diafora metaksy mias pornhs , mias nymfomanoys kai mias ksan8ias ;
H pornh leei "Den teleiwses akoma"
H nymfomanhs leei " Teleiwses kiolas ".
Kai h ksan8ia leei:
Bez ... Nomizw oti telika 8a vapsw to tavani bez ".

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O Giwrikas anoikse ena magazi me kotopoyla, to opoio den phgaine kala.
Ligo parapera yphrxe ena allo poy egrafe "Kotopoyla Iwanninwn" kai ginotan xamos apo pelates.
Pianei loipon kai grafei mia tabela "Kotopoyla Iwanninwn" kai th vazei sto magazi toy, opote arxise na koytsodoyleyei.
Mia mera erxetai to SDOE gia elegxo, afoy elegkse vivlia, tameiakes, adeies leitoyrgias kai ta loipa leei o elegkths:
- "Katevaste ena kotopoylo parakalw."
Toy vazei daktylo ston pisino, kai leei:
- "To kotopoylo ayto den einai Iwanninwn.Proerxetai apo Lamia,katevaste ena allo."
Pali toy vazei daktylo kai leei:
- "Ayto proerxetai apo Trikala. Den poylate kotopoyla Iwanninwn opws grafei h epigrafh sas. 8a sas valw prostimo gia paraplanhsh toykatanalwth."
Ka8ws syblhrwnei to entypo me ta stoixeia toy Giwrika rwtaei kapoia stigmh:
- "Apo poy katageste kyrie Giwrika;"
Kai o Giwrikas katevazontas to panteloni toy:
"Gia Na Doyme 8a to vreis re poysth;"

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-Paidia, exw ton taxytero patera toy kosmoy, leei o Giwrgakhs stoys filoys toy. Ekane shmera thn apostash Sxoleio– spiti se deka lepta!.
-Άnte re, o pateras moy einai Valkanionikhs, kanei p.x. ta 1000 metra se 2 lepta, ara einai o taxyteros an8rwpos toy kosmoy, toy apanta o Manwlhs.
-Re, o dikos moy pateras einai o taxyteros toy kosmoy, syblhrwnei, o Bobos. Na skefteite oti sxolaei apo to Ypoyrgeio stis 3 mm kai einai spiti mas apo tis 1.30!

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Treis pwlhtes koyventiazoyn:
"Egw poylhsa egxrwmh thleorash se tyflo", leei o prwtos.
"Egw poylhsa stereo se koyfo", leei o deyteros.
"Ki egw poylhsa ena roloi-koyko se mia ksan8ia", leei o tritos.
"E kai loipon;", aporoyn oi alloi.
"Ths poylhsa ki ekato kila sporoys, gia ton koyko!", apanta xaroymenos o tritos

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TI EINAI H KLANIA
Grafei ena arxaio iatriko keimeno: «Klania» h koinws pordh legetai h apelpis prospa8eia toy kwloy pros stashn omilias. En toytois den dynatai na proferei para monaxa dyo f8oggoys, to p kai to r htoi prr…. Diakrinetai se aosmon kai lian vrwmeran, ka8ws kai se ypokwfon kai lian vronteran htoi brrrrr………..

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TO AKRON AOTON
-Poio einai to akron awton ths anatrixilas;
Na kaneis tsoylh8ra panw se ksyrafakia kai na kratas kontra(freno) me to poyli soy!
(aouts!!! :Pp)

-Poio einai to akron awton ths eygeneias;
Na kaneis erwta me xhra gynaika kai na foras mayro eswroyxo h profylaktiko!
(zoi se logou mas xaxa)